i’m not saying derek looks like he’s about to unbutton his pants. but i’m also not not saying derek looks like he’s about to unbutton his pants
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
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I JUST LAUGHED SO LOUD I WOKE UP MY CAT AND HE CONFUSEDLY RAN INTO THE WALL
And now, the most useless measurement system imaginable.
henry are you teaching our son dark magic again
This husky is trying SO HARD to play with this cat.
And the cat is like NO o_o
I AM VERY, VERY BOTHERED
What breeding for a shiny Pokémon feels like, in case you were curious.
IF YOU CALL A PREGNANT WOMAN FAT YOU ARE TRASH LITERAL TRASH GET OUT OF HERE GO BACK INTO THE TRASH CAN WHERE YOU BELONG
gifs that have a lot of words in them, but move too fast
“I want every piece of me to crash into every piece of you, I swear to god that’s how they make stars.”
— Mary Lambert, from Sarasvatī
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